Casual
Authentically Fake Since 2026
RM49.00
The founding myth, printed. Born in 2026, built on the radical idea that admitting you're fake is the most real thing you can do. This is the origin story tee. MATERIALS: 100% premium combed cotton 220 GSM heavyweight jersey Ribbed crew neck Double-stitched hems Pre-shrunk fabric Relaxed unisex fit CARE: Machine wash cold, inside out Tumble dry low Do not bleach Iron on reverse side if needed DTG print — won't crack, peel, or fade
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